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  • I think I'm in love with you.
    You're not.
  • I'm definitely in love with you.
    It'll pass.
  • Have you really always been single? I find that hard to believe since you seem like such a genuine, honest, handsome, sexy, lovable, true, gorgeous, cuddly, adorable guy.
    One time when I was fifteen or so, I casually asked a girl if she wanted to go see the movie "Mr. Peabody and Sherman" in theaters with me. She casually agreed. Both of our dads came with us and watched the movie with us. I believe I shook her hand when I said goodbye. This is the closest I have ever gotten to going on a date with someone.
  • I love the way you think. How do I learn to write like you?
    I think one of the most important things I've ever said to anyone is this: "Everything is exactly as deep as you let it be." If you imagine things are "not that deep," you restrict yourself to a very surface level way of thinking in which you will never come up with anything interesting to say. You need to stop doubting yourself. Perhaps you'll see something, and think, "Maybe something else is going on here..." but then you stop yourself, because "no, that's silly that's just what it is." The truth is you're probably right the second time. There probably is nothing deeper than the surface level there. So, make it up. All yourself to imagine, pretend, lie to yourself, if you must. Some works of fiction hold the greatest truths humanity has ever witnessed. With this in mind, and a severely unhealthy dose of overthinking, perhaps you can think more like I do. If that's really what you want.
  • What is that thing you're holding in all of your videos? You know, that black orb thing? Wtf is that? Is it some kind of bomb? A thermal detonator from Star Wars? Is it a magic 8 ball, perhaps? Do you shake it before all your videos so it gives you wise things to say? Is it your pondering orb? Are you some kind of ancient wizard who's been pondering your orb for millennia, finally to come down from your mountain sanctuary to share the infinite wisdom you've collected?
    Microphone.
  • Do you write all of the stuff you perform yourself?
    Seldom, I'll post a video performing another person's work, be it a song, poem, short story, etc, but this will always be disclosed as clearly as possible in the video and caption. All other pieces I recite are my own work.
  • So, if you've never been in love, how do you write about love so well?
    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said I've never been in love? I've never felt a love which has been reciprocated, sure, but I've loved people before. I still love people. I'll always love people, whether they love me back or not.
  • Is [this poem] in your book?
    Most pieces that I post were written the day of, or shortly before I posted them. Thus, they're not in any books I've published. Whenever I do recite a piece from a book, it will be indicated in the caption of the video.
  • I really want to buy your book but it's not available in my country. Is there anything you can do about that?
    I currently publish all of my books through KDP with Amazon. As far as I know, this puts my books on the Amazon websites of every country Amazon has a website for. This should, as far as I know, make my book available in all of those countries. I think when I provide links to my books, it might default to Amazon US, so try manually changing that in the address bar. If that doesn't help, I unfortunately don't know what to tell you.
  • What instruments do you play?
    I play piano and ukulele. All other instruments in my music are VSTs. Except for a little clicking percussion in "Pretty Boy" which I actually recorded by tapping on my computer mouse.
  • When did you start writing music?
    Really as soon as I could play. I started learning piano at 13 and ukulele at 18, and I tried to write pieces on each one as soon as possible. Of course, they all sucked at first, but that's how it goes. If I didn't write shitty music back then, I would've just written it later. In a way, I had to get it out of my system, I suppose.
  • So... who's Christina?
    Nobody has ever legitimately asked this question.

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